Magpie Tales has the above picture by Klaus Enrique Gerdes as a prompt.
I had a vision of one of those cucumber eye-masks, gone wrong.
A woman who longed for affection
Used vegetables, for her complexion.
The resultant tossed salad
Left her quite pallid
And added to her sense of rejection.
The men all thought her abhor-able
And, with manners truly deplorable,
They wouldn’t answer the phone
And she was left quite alone
But, for a rabbit, who thought her adorable.
© 2012 J Cosmo Newbery